Excerpt from ANOMALY by Tonya Kuper
I approached the mat. I’d never
done any extensive sparring, but I wasn’t a total newb when it came to
self-defense. The tae kwon do I’d practiced for years with Eli had to count for
something. I hoped.
A heavy footfall pulled my
attention back to Reid.
An
arm came at me from the side. Without thinking, I ducked, punched under the
incoming arm, and swung my shin at the ankles in my sights. Reid’s legs swept
out from under him, and his hands shot out to catch himself. He landed on all
fours.
I
gasped for a breath of air, my chest heaving. Evidently I held my breath
whenever I was attacked. Reid’s eyes locked on mine. Finally some eye contact.
And then he gave me a shitty smile.
“What
the hell?” I snapped. Reid stood and didn’t stop moving until he was in my
face. I didn’t let myself flinch. “Just because you’re pissed at me, did you
really need to try and take me out? I know you think insta-immersion works
best, but maybe it doesn’t for me. Maybe, just maybe—”
“Will
you shut up?”
I
hitched my hands on my hips. “So rude.”
“Five
days, Josie.”
That shut me up in a heartbeat.
What the hell was wrong with me? I
hadn’t lost sight of the goal. The awards ceremony was—I glanced at the wall
clock in the living room—125 hours and fourteen minutes away. Reid shouldn’t
take it easy on me. He couldn’t afford to.
“I’m sorry,” I began.
“Stop.” Reid didn’t budge, but he
crossed his arms, too. “I was going to give you a compliment, but you won’t
stop thinking or talking long enough for me to get a word in edgewise.”
Oh, oops. “Proceed.”
He
shook his head, closing his clear eyes for a moment. “You are a piece of work.”
“That
doesn’t sound like a compliment.”
Reid
barked a short laugh. “Because it wasn’t. I was going to tell you that you did
a good job earlier, you know, with the whole Pushing Pictionary thing. And
this?” He pointed behind him, where I’d taken him down. “How did you know what
to do?”
“My
parents made us take tae kwon do. Like, for years and years. I guess it just
kind of comes naturally.” A hint of pride fluttered through my muscles. And
with that pride, just a smidgen of hope. Like maybe I could do this. Maybe I
could actually pull this off.
“Mmm.”
Reid
stood so close that I had to angle my head up to him. My shirt was already
sticking to my sweaty stomach. And he still didn’t have a shirt on. I had to
make a conscious effort not to look at his body. I could barely focus on what
he’d said.
In
no way, shape, or form had I lost sight—no pun intended—of the big picture. I
remained focused on the end goal. Reid was just, well, a wee bit distracting,
that’s all. And perhaps that was a good thing. Yes. If I could focus around
Reid, then that would only better serve me in a real-world environment, when I
faced other distractions.
Yep,
that was my story. And I was sticking to it.
“Let’s
work more on hand-to-hand combat. See what comes not-so-naturally, natural.”
Giving
him a nod, I pivoted toward the mats. Feeling his presence behind me and
hearing the swish of his jeans as he moved, I stopped short. I twisted,
throwing a punch toward his lower jaw. He shifted out of the way, grabbed my
wrist in midair, and twisted it around my back. Thank the moon of Endor I was
pretty flexible.
He
yanked my arm farther up my back. His opposite arm wrapped around my waist and
tugged me into him, his bare chest pressing into my back.
Pain and exhilaration shot into my
nervous system. I was stuck. My heart beat wildly, but I wasn’t scared. It had
to be the rush of adrenaline into my bloodstream and the fact that a half-naked
guy held me in a death grip.
Reid’s
exhale tickled the back of my neck as he steadied his breath. “Nice try.” His
voice came out in a rough whisper. His arm tightened around my waist again, his
fingertips singeing my skin through my tank as they dug through the material,
drawing me in to his body.
“What’s
the matter, Josie? Can’t move?”
A chill danced down my spine when
he pulled in a deep breath and his chest expanded against my back. I should’ve
been shrugging out of his hold, but I didn’t. My body had locked up in response
to his presence. And it pissed me off, because even though he could be an
underwear model, I would’ve rather made out with a Romulan. Similar
personalities.
Random Facts About Tonya Kuper
Thank you so much for having me on
your blog. I’m excited to be here! I thought instead of me answering the usual
author question, readers may enjoy some absolute randomness.
So here is a list of random facts
about me:
- I
taught yoga for over three years. I haven’t practiced, let alone taught,
in years.
- I
once partied with Keith Urban’s band and road crew until four in the
morning. Keith was in his room but his bald guitar player said I had the
sexiest hair he’d ever seen. So that was…coo/interesting/weird.
- My
kids have life threatening food allergies. My oldest son went into
anaphylaxis when he was just over a year old and was gray by the time we
got the ER. It seemed as if people came from the walls, appearing out of
nowhere to save his life. Scariest day of my life.
- I
have a reaction to a stomach medication that makes my brain think I have
Parkinson’s Disease. Yeah, I found that out the hard way. My speech is
slurred, my tongue presses to the roof of my mouth, my bottom jaw slides
to the side. It’s pretty crazy.
- There
was a movie, a biographical drama, in 2000 called The Perfect Storm,
staring George Clooney and Mark Walberg and nominated for two Academy
Awards. I sat next to the friend of the crew members lost at sea that
served as one of the consultants for the film on the sailing/fishing
elements. It was the most interesting plane ride!
- Anyone
watch 24 starring Keifer Sutherland? Well, my friend and I were in NYC in
2011 and ended up at the same bar as him and Jason Patrick (his co-star in
a play and Lost Boys, the vampire movie from the 80’s). And Keifer mooned
us. Like, ten feet from us.
- I’m
obsessed with accents. Southern drawl, East coast, Canadian, English,
Irish, Scottish, whatever. So…cute men + accents = automatic points from
me. It’s probably because I grew in rural Illinois then moved to Omaha,
Nebraska after college, which is the call center of America because we
have such a flat accent, basically no accent. It’s very…generic American.
- My
family, between all four of us, is allergic to almost every mammal on
Earth, therefore we have no hairy pets. We literally can’t be enclosed
with most mammal dander. It’s so bad, we can’t even have the
“hypo-allergenic” dogs. We had fish. They died. And they were boring. My
boys wanted to interact with something – so we got a leopard gecko, a
desert dweller. I had no idea they were so cute and have such
personalities! I post pics and videos of Mo (short for Mo’o, the Hawaiin
word for lizard/gecko) on my Instagram account every once in while.
About the Author
Tonya Kuper's debut, ANOMALY, the first in the Schrodinger's Consortium young adult scifi trilogy, releases November 2014 by Entangled Teen. She lives in Omaha, NE with her two rad boys and husband, is a music junkie, and a chocolate addict. Star Wars & Sherlock fan.
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